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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Standup Comedy

1. Indian Comedian Dan Nainan Stand Up Comedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=say9MsdpGXs
2. Jake Johannsen - This'll Take About An Hour - Complete
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_rUNQiIXqA
3. Russell Peters- "Dating a Porn Star"- Comics Without Borders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcH39T92ecc

Laurel and Hardy Video links (Full Episodes & Movies)

1. Mr Bean Extras - Library & Bus Stop |... (16:22)
Extra 1. Mr. Bean waits at a bus stop behind a man; when the bus arrives, the man gets on, but the driver turns ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn8jJ-8qpw&list=SL

2. Hair by Mr. Bean of London | Full Epi... (26:06)
When Mr. Bean has to wait a few minutes for the hairdresser who's called away by the telephone, he starts playin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz_e7SRecWw&list=SL

3. Goodnight Mr Bean | Full Episode (23:56)
Mr. Bean goes to the hospital to have a tea kettle removed from his hand, and while trying to get in faster ends...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_S0PQkwO5E&list=SL

4. Tee Off Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:58)
Mr. Bean goes to a laundromat where he washes his clothes and other various items and ends up causing trouble wi...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDrlalXfxec&list=SL

5. Back to School Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:30)
Mr. Bean goes back to school for an orientation day while he sees the different projects and activities in which...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVonJchNPEA&list=SL

6. Do It Yourself Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:58)
Mr. Bean hosts a New Year's party with his friends Rupert and Hubert. The next day, Bean buys many tools and app...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqFGj837W9A&list=SL

7. Mind the Baby Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:20)
Mr. Bean spends a rather unusual day at a Funfair attraction with a rather unusual baby which he accidentally..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFf2GqonpR0&list=SL

8. Mr Bean in Room 426 | Full Episode (24:22)
Mr. Bean goes to a hotel where he causes trouble and seeks competition in his hotel neighbor. After he eats some...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9207WmpTc&list=SL

9. Merry Christmas Mr Bean | Full Episode (25:22)
While Christmas shopping, Mr Bean purchases a bulky string of tree lights before making a shambles of a departme...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2UCRNldC3s&list=SL

10. Mr Bean Rides Again | Full Episode (23:42)
At the bus stop, Mr Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim before using an ambulance to jump-start
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz_Hj-Fo-EU&list=SL

11. The Trouble with Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:32)
Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth whilst on the way. After arri...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKv90WGMtGI&list=SL

12. Mr Bean Goes to Town | Full Episode (24:11)
Mr Bean purchases a new TV, only to experience a spot of reception trouble. He then takes a stroll in the park t...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUU7RAiLWrk&list=SL

13. The Curse of Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:33)
Mr. Bean goes to a swimming pool, where he finds himself scared to death on the high diving board. When he's don...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_bX_jX9O8w&list=SL

14. The Return of Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:59)
Mr. Bean goes to a department store and buys various items. After, he celebrates his birthday at a fancy restaur...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NsFQUZhb8&list=SL

15. Mr Bean | Full Episode (25:08)
Act 1: Mr Bean sits an exam and is blissfully happy until, too late, he realizes that he has studied the wrong ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjMK9DB4no&list=SL

Women - Those complicated things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Women choice in Husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These menhave jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

2. Misunderstanding with the B.C.
My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in language. She and her husband were planning a trip to Florida so she wrote to a campground they planned to visit and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.

After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old fashion term "bathroom commode." But when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward, so she rewrote the letter and referred to the bathroom commode simply as the "B.C." "Does the campground have its own B.C.?" is what she actually wrote. Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all, and when he got the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking about! That "B.C." business really stumped him. After worrying about it for awhile, he showed the letter to several campers, and they couldn't imagine what the lady meant, either. So, after coming to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the location of the local Baptist church, the owner sat down and wrote the following reply:

"Dear Madam,

I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located 9 miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time.
It is located in a beautiful pine grove and is open only on Sundays and Wednesdays. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.
My daughter met her husband at the B.C. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand the whole time we were there. Sometimes it is so crowded that there are five to a seat. It may interest you to know that there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats.
They are going to hold it in the basement of the B.C. I would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely not do to lack of desire on my part. As we grow older it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in the cold weather. "If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you.

Men Men Mennnnnnnnnn jokes

1. MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
Obviously written by some male chauvinist - hope you can 'handle it'?!

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
2. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ...and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

3.Discoveries and Inventions

Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women STUCK to shopping.

4. Lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture."
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife."

5. Can you spare a dollar
A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?”
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?”
“No,” says the bum.
The man then asks, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?”
Again the bum says, “No.”
So the man says to the bum, “Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

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Saturday, January 21, 2012